I know its bacon... but what have you done to it?!
Joanne Greenwald... the girl with the antennae on her face?
I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.
She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile.
Uh, my brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and my grandmother, she dropped acid and freaked out and hijaked a schoolbus full of...penguins.
I gotta go, the Christmas tree is on fire.
I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years! I'm no dummy!
This mountain is made entirely out of snow... Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?
Dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know. Really!
Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
She doesn't date certain members of the basketball team: she dates the whole team!
I think all you need is a small taste of success, and you will find it suits you.
Is Oscar here your main weiner man?
Man, that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
I want my two dallors!!!