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Quotes from the movie Better Than Chocolate
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You're not bisexual, Carla ó you're omnisexual! You're like that tornado in the Wizard of Oz, sweeping up everything in your path.
Maggie


That's funnyÖ Get out!
Tony


Customs held up another order of books at the border. They're claiming the books are pornographicÖ hello? Which they aren't. Well, maybe Butches in Chains is, but so what?
Carla


Of course it's obscene! That's the point!
Frances


Jesus loves you!
Religious Zealot


Thank you! Can you still read "Die, dyke, die!" or do you think I've finally gotten it all off?
Maggie


The books have been classified as obscene and will not be allowed through the border. Now, if I can just get you to sign here.
Mr. Marcus


Little Red Riding Hood is obscene?
Frances


Well, we, we thought it was something else.
Mr. Marcus


Miss Turner, we are not here to discuss classical music. I myself am a huge Mozart fan, butÖ
Mr. Marcus


In case you haven't noticed this is not the Supreme Court. We're here in Customs and I have a job to do.
Mr. Marcus


We're just following orders, are we? Asshole.
Frances


From your perspective, that must be a compliment of Mozartian proportions.
Mr. Marcus


Do we have a problem in here?
Bernice


Bernice? Oh my god, I haven't seen you since the Women's Music Festival!
Frances


I read a study and after the age of forty a woman's chances of having sex are diminished by eighty percent. So, after fifty, God help you. And since I probably won't be having sex again, chocolate is the only pleasure left for me.
Lila


Are you sure you like boys?
Paul


Soft centers, hard centers. I like all the chocolates in the box.
Carla


Sometimes you have this bubbling up feeling, this certain sort of rage.
Judy