Quotes from the Movie Better Than Chocolate

You're not bisexual, Carla ů you're omnisexual! You're like that tornado in the Wizard of Oz, sweeping up everything in your path.

Maggie

That's funny÷ Get out!

Tony

Customs held up another order of books at the border. They're claiming the books are pornographic÷ hello? Which they aren't. Well, maybe Butches in Chains is, but so what?

Carla

Of course it's obscene! That's the point!

Frances

Jesus loves you!

Religious Zealot

Thank you! Can you still read "Die, dyke, die!" or do you think I've finally gotten it all off?

Maggie

The books have been classified as obscene and will not be allowed through the border. Now, if I can just get you to sign here.

Mr. Marcus

Little Red Riding Hood is obscene?

Frances

Well, we, we thought it was something else.

Mr. Marcus

Miss Turner, we are not here to discuss classical music. I myself am a huge Mozart fan, but÷

Mr. Marcus

In case you haven't noticed this is not the Supreme Court. We're here in Customs and I have a job to do.

Mr. Marcus

We're just following orders, are we? Asshole.

Frances

From your perspective, that must be a compliment of Mozartian proportions.

Mr. Marcus

Do we have a problem in here?

Bernice

Bernice? Oh my god, I haven't seen you since the Women's Music Festival!

Frances

I read a study and after the age of forty a woman's chances of having sex are diminished by eighty percent. So, after fifty, God help you. And since I probably won't be having sex again, chocolate is the only pleasure left for me.

Lila

Are you sure you like boys?

Paul

Soft centers, hard centers. I like all the chocolates in the box.

Carla

Sometimes you have this bubbling up feeling, this certain sort of rage.

Judy

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