You're not bisexual, Carla ó you're omnisexual! You're like that tornado in the Wizard of Oz, sweeping up everything in your path.
Maggie
That's funnyÖ Get out!
Tony
Customs held up another order of books at the border. They're claiming the books are pornographicÖ hello? Which they aren't. Well, maybe Butches in Chains is, but so what?
Carla
Of course it's obscene! That's the point!
Frances
Jesus loves you!
Religious Zealot
Thank you! Can you still read "Die, dyke, die!" or do you think I've finally gotten it all off?
Maggie
The books have been classified as obscene and will not be allowed through the border. Now, if I can just get you to sign here.
Mr. Marcus
Little Red Riding Hood is obscene?
Frances
Well, we, we thought it was something else.
Mr. Marcus
Miss Turner, we are not here to discuss classical music. I myself am a huge Mozart fan, butÖ
Mr. Marcus
In case you haven't noticed this is not the Supreme Court. We're here in Customs and I have a job to do.
Mr. Marcus
We're just following orders, are we? Asshole.
Frances
From your perspective, that must be a compliment of Mozartian proportions.
Mr. Marcus
Do we have a problem in here?
Bernice
Bernice? Oh my god, I haven't seen you since the Women's Music Festival!
Frances