Quotes from the Movie Better Than Chocolate

You're not bisexual, Carla ó you're omnisexual! You're like that tornado in the Wizard of Oz, sweeping up everything in your path.

Maggie

That's funnyÖ Get out!

Tony

Customs held up another order of books at the border. They're claiming the books are pornographicÖ hello? Which they aren't. Well, maybe Butches in Chains is, but so what?

Carla

Of course it's obscene! That's the point!

Frances

Jesus loves you!

Religious Zealot

Thank you! Can you still read "Die, dyke, die!" or do you think I've finally gotten it all off?

Maggie

The books have been classified as obscene and will not be allowed through the border. Now, if I can just get you to sign here.

Mr. Marcus

Little Red Riding Hood is obscene?

Frances

Well, we, we thought it was something else.

Mr. Marcus

Miss Turner, we are not here to discuss classical music. I myself am a huge Mozart fan, butÖ

Mr. Marcus

In case you haven't noticed this is not the Supreme Court. We're here in Customs and I have a job to do.

Mr. Marcus

We're just following orders, are we? Asshole.

Frances

From your perspective, that must be a compliment of Mozartian proportions.

Mr. Marcus

Do we have a problem in here?

Bernice

Bernice? Oh my god, I haven't seen you since the Women's Music Festival!

Frances

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