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Quotes from the movie Bicentennial Man
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[after learning the fate of most sperm cells] They die? One feels badly for them.
Andrew Martin


[after young Lloyd pours sand on Andrew] One understands why some animals eat their young.
Andrew Martin


One has studied your history. Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea, freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.
Andrew Martin


I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
Andrew Martin


Do you know what it feels like to be in love with someone that is about to marry someone else?
Andrew Martin


[on sex] It all sounds so very... messy.
Andrew Martin


[repeated line] One is glad to be of service.
Andrew Martin


[to Portia] Will you perform an experiment just for the sake of science? Kiss me!!!
Andrew Martin


You're a unique robot, Andrew. I feel a responsibility to help you become - whatever you're able to be.
Sir (Richard Martin)


Andrew, People grow through time, then for you, time is a completely different proposition, for you, time is endless.
Sir (Richard Martin)


I have a friend who is very special to me. He's sweet and exceptionally intelligent, but, well - he's not really a - I mean, a relationship between us would be impossible. It would never, could never, work out.
Little Miss (Amanda Martin)


Andrew, stop refering to yourself as one.
Little Miss (Amanda Martin)


I like you. I even understand you some of the time. But I'm not about to invest my emotions in a machine.
Portia Charney


What's right for most people in most situations isn't right for everyone in every situation! Real morality lies in following one's own heart.
Portia Charney


But if this really works between us? You and I will never be accepted. We can't be married or anything.
Portia Charney


As the great Andrew Martin once said "One is glad to be of service".
Galatea


I think personality is much more important than intelligence, don't you?
Galatea


Every day itís ëYes Rupert Sirí, ëNo Rupert Sirí, ëCan I get you another beverage Rupert Sir?!í And it CHAPS MY ASS!!!
Galatea


According to the records at the NorthAm Robotics Company, the robot also known as Andrew Martin, was powered up at 5:15 pm on April 3rd, 2005. In a few hours, he'll be 200 years old, which means that with the exception of Methuselah and other biblical names, Andrew is the oldest living human in recorded history. For it is by this proclamation, I validate his marriage to Portia Charney, and acknowledge his humanity.
President Marjorie Bota


[to Little Miss about Andrew] Mother! I will not apologise to it!
Lloyd Charney


You see, imperfection is the key. Imperfections make us individuals, that's what makes us unique. See my nose, how it is all bulbous and pock marked, well, I am the only one with my nose.
Rupert Burns


Why did the chicken cross the road?
Sir


One does not know, sir, possibly a predator was behind the chicken, or possibly there was a female chicken on the other of the road, if it's a male chicken. Possibly a food source, or depending on the season it might be migrating. One hopes there's no traffic.
Andrew


To get to the other side.
Sir


To get to the other side. Ah, why is that funny?
Andrew