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[after learning the fate of most sperm cells] They die? One feels badly for them.
[after young Lloyd pours sand on Andrew] One understands why some animals eat their young.
One has studied your history. Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea, freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.
I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
Do you know what it feels like to be in love with someone that is about to marry someone else?
[on sex] It all sounds so very... messy.
[repeated line] One is glad to be of service.
[to Portia] Will you perform an experiment just for the sake of science? Kiss me!!!
You're a unique robot, Andrew. I feel a responsibility to help you become - whatever you're able to be.
Andrew, People grow through time, then for you, time is a completely different proposition, for you, time is endless.
I have a friend who is very special to me. He's sweet and exceptionally intelligent, but, well - he's not really a - I mean, a relationship between us would be impossible. It would never, could never, work out.
Andrew, stop refering to yourself as one.
I like you. I even understand you some of the time. But I'm not about to invest my emotions in a machine.
What's right for most people in most situations isn't right for everyone in every situation! Real morality lies in following one's own heart.
But if this really works between us? You and I will never be accepted. We can't be married or anything.
As the great Andrew Martin once said "One is glad to be of service".
I think personality is much more important than intelligence, don't you?
Every day itís ëYes Rupert Sirí, ëNo Rupert Sirí, ëCan I get you another beverage Rupert Sir?!í And it CHAPS MY ASS!!!
According to the records at the NorthAm Robotics Company, the robot also known as Andrew Martin, was powered up at 5:15 pm on April 3rd, 2005. In a few hours, he'll be 200 years old, which means that with the exception of Methuselah and other biblical names, Andrew is the oldest living human in recorded history. For it is by this proclamation, I validate his marriage to Portia Charney, and acknowledge his humanity.
[to Little Miss about Andrew] Mother! I will not apologise to it!
You see, imperfection is the key. Imperfections make us individuals, that's what makes us unique. See my nose, how it is all bulbous and pock marked, well, I am the only one with my nose.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
One does not know, sir, possibly a predator was behind the chicken, or possibly there was a female chicken on the other of the road, if it's a male chicken. Possibly a food source, or depending on the season it might be migrating. One hopes there's no traffic.
To get to the other side.
To get to the other side. Ah, why is that funny?
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