Quotes from the Movie Bicentennial Man

As the great Andrew Martin once said "One is glad to be of service".

Galatea

I think personality is much more important than intelligence, don't you?

Galatea

Every day itís ëYes Rupert Sirí, ëNo Rupert Sirí, ëCan I get you another beverage Rupert Sir?!í And it CHAPS MY ASS!!!

Galatea

According to the records at the NorthAm Robotics Company, the robot also known as Andrew Martin, was powered up at 5:15 pm on April 3rd, 2005. In a few hours, he'll be 200 years old, which means that with the exception of Methuselah and other biblical names, Andrew is the oldest living human in recorded history. For it is by this proclamation, I validate his marriage to Portia Charney, and acknowledge his humanity.

President Marjorie Bota

[to Little Miss about Andrew] Mother! I will not apologise to it!

Lloyd Charney

You see, imperfection is the key. Imperfections make us individuals, that's what makes us unique. See my nose, how it is all bulbous and pock marked, well, I am the only one with my nose.

Rupert Burns

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Sir

One does not know, sir, possibly a predator was behind the chicken, or possibly there was a female chicken on the other of the road, if it's a male chicken. Possibly a food source, or depending on the season it might be migrating. One hopes there's no traffic.

Andrew

To get to the other side.

Sir

To get to the other side. Ah, why is that funny?

Andrew

Sir, is everything all right?

Andrew

Umm. They've both gone now, Andrew. Well, things change, things always change. People move on. It's as it should be. But, what I realized today is that I'll never stop missing them.

Sir

Sir? One is still here.

Andrew

And one is glad of that Andrew. Thank you.

Sir

It couldnít be more clear if you spit in my face.

Portia

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