Quotes from the Movie Big Trouble in Little China

Tall guy, weird clothes. First you see him then you don't.

Jack Burton

This is going to take crackerjack timing, Wang.

Jack Burton

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Jack Burton

All I know is that this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley, while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just STANDS there, waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with LIGHT coming out of his mouth?

Jack Burton

Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin' monkey temples, and that's just for starters, right? Fine! I'm back! I'm ready, goddammit let me at 'em!

Jack Burton

I'm gonna tell you about an accident, and I don't wanna hear "act of God"!

Jack Burton

Lo Pan? Which Lo Pan? The little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?

Jack Burton

Are you crazy? Is that your problem?

Jack Burton

We made it. Holy shit, we made it!

Jack Burton

I took something. I can see things other men cannot see. Why are you dressed like that?

Jack Burton

You've got a tongue, Dave. Ask her yourself.

Jack Burton

Abandoned like hell!

Jack Burton

It's all in the reflexes.

Jack Burton

Nothin' or double, Jack.

Wang Chi

That's why the bottle didn't slice. My mind and my spirit are goin' north and south.

Wang Chi

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