Hi there, this is Mike Donnelly. I work over here at the recreational center. To be honest with you I pretty much run the place ha, ha, ha. Is this ah Pat Gyles? Good, Good. Hey, hope everything's going great in your fine town of er Avery? Edward! Ha, ha, ha. Say, the reason I'm calling is I wanted to tell you a little bit about the candidacy of Al Donnelly. Al Donnelly's a guy with a dream. His dream is to become governor of this great state of Washington. Hell, every guy's got his dream, am I right? Between you, me and the wall here, I doozy myself last night. Ha ha, ha, ha. Get this: A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget. My grandmother riding by on a bicycle give me the finger, and a duck! Now, I don't know ha, ha, ha. Are you crying? Oh my lord. I am sorry honey, please don't! Could you get your daddy on the phone. No, don't hang up please I...
There's no access for you in this quadrant.
Voting kicks ass right! Cause, uh, if voting kicks ass, you got some kick ass shit!
That's one small step for man! One giant... I have a dream!
And so he says, "Rectum? Damn near killed'em!"
We've all been screwed by Governor Tracy, and now, I'm going to screw her!
Boy, I could sure use some cupcakes or peanut butter cups right now.
Oh, thank you, little roots! Please stay strong.
This guy is like Leatherface, Chucky and Jan Brady all rolled into one.
Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death?