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"This is my brother!! And this is my brother's new girlfriend. And she is NOT a whore!!"
"Think of it as a boob handshake.... between me and your lady's boo -- look, that's not coming out right, just call me back so I can explain, okay?? It's me, Chazz."
Get that damn bird out of my face before I break its neck!
"I'll get inside your face."
"We didn't even get to second base.... well, maybe I did...."
"Chazz Michael Michaels is figure skating... BOOM!!"
"They carve it out of illegal whale bone."
"I see you still look like a 15 year old girl, but not hot!!"
"If we went to a Halloween party as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me."
"I swear to god, if you cut my head off...."
"That, young man, is how babies are made!!"
"Can one of y'all pass me a biscuit??"
"Throw me some chicken!"
"Throw me some chicken!"
"No exaggeration, I couldn't love a human baby as much as I love this brush."
"For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows."
"Okay, but start up there at the crotch.... that's a better access point."
"Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole."
"Hey, Nancy Kerrigan?? You an official here?? Because you have officially given me a boner. I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear."
"It's not gonna matter cos you're flat in front like Ken!!"
"How'd it go with your lady?? Carve up any ice.... with your wiener??"
"Personal philosophy -- clothing optional."
"It makes my hair shine like Orion's belt out there on the ice."
"Hey, I was on quaaludes, I don't even remember Oslo. But I remember Boston.... and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie for which the town was named."
"They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them."
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