Quotes from the Movie Blades of Glory

"They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"I just threw up in here people. That's the reality."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Don't make me kill her!!"

Chazz Michael Michaels

"I am never satisfied. It's a curse."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"We love you, Denver!! City by the bay.... John Denver!!"

Chazz Michael Michaels

"SNOWFLAKE!!"

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Michaels and MacElroy are a freight train from Hell!! We're going straight up the ass of the competition...."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Michaels and MacElroy are a freight train from Hell!! We're going straight up the ass of the competition...." Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled.

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Hey, turdface. I've just taken every single one of your teddy bears and stuffed them down my pants!!"

Chazz Michael Michaels

"THAT was disgusting."

Jimmy MacElroy

I see you got fat!!"

Jimmy MacElroy

"Hi, it's Jimmy!! If you can dream it, you can do it!!"

Jimmy MacElroy

"Who are you going to believe? A little girl or Jimmy MacElroy??"

Jimmy MacElroy

"Ugh, I'm getting sick. You smell like aftershave and taco meat!"

Jimmy MacElroy

"He loves food, and he likes dreams, and whispers.... and his favorite movie is Short Circuit.... and Fried Green Tomatoes."

Hector

"I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.... it's coming up."

Hector

"I wanna wear the gold medal.... naked."

Hector

"I'm still going to kill you someday."

Hector

"You started working with that Ukrainian skater, you know, the one that looks like Elvis?? And I moved to the Ukraine, and it was cold, and everyone had guns and smelled like soup."

Hector

"Okay, I'll go over here.... sandwich!!"

Hector

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