Quotes from the Movie Blades of Glory

"For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Okay, but start up there at the crotch.... that's a better access point."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Hey, Nancy Kerrigan?? You an official here?? Because you have officially given me a boner. I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"It's not gonna matter cos you're flat in front like Ken!!"

Chazz Michael Michaels

"How'd it go with your lady?? Carve up any ice.... with your wiener??"

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Personal philosophy -- clothing optional."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"It makes my hair shine like Orion's belt out there on the ice."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Hey, I was on quaaludes, I don't even remember Oslo. But I remember Boston.... and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie for which the town was named."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"I just threw up in here people. That's the reality."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Don't make me kill her!!"

Chazz Michael Michaels

"I am never satisfied. It's a curse."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"We love you, Denver!! City by the bay.... John Denver!!"

Chazz Michael Michaels

"SNOWFLAKE!!"

Chazz Michael Michaels

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