Quotes from the Movie Blades of Glory

"This is my brother!! And this is my brother's new girlfriend. And she is NOT a whore!!"

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Think of it as a boob handshake.... between me and your lady's boo -- look, that's not coming out right, just call me back so I can explain, okay?? It's me, Chazz."

Chazz Michael Michaels

Get that damn bird out of my face before I break its neck!

Chazz Michael Michaels

"I'll get inside your face."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"We didn't even get to second base.... well, maybe I did...."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Chazz Michael Michaels is figure skating... BOOM!!"

Chazz Michael Michaels

"They carve it out of illegal whale bone."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"I see you still look like a 15 year old girl, but not hot!!"

Chazz Michael Michaels

"If we went to a Halloween party as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"I swear to god, if you cut my head off...."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"That, young man, is how babies are made!!"

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Can one of y'all pass me a biscuit??"

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Throw me some chicken!"

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Throw me some chicken!"

Chazz Michael Michaels

"No exaggeration, I couldn't love a human baby as much as I love this brush."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Okay, but start up there at the crotch.... that's a better access point."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Hey, Nancy Kerrigan?? You an official here?? Because you have officially given me a boner. I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"It's not gonna matter cos you're flat in front like Ken!!"

Chazz Michael Michaels

"How'd it go with your lady?? Carve up any ice.... with your wiener??"

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Personal philosophy -- clothing optional."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"It makes my hair shine like Orion's belt out there on the ice."

Chazz Michael Michaels

"Hey, I was on quaaludes, I don't even remember Oslo. But I remember Boston.... and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie for which the town was named."

Chazz Michael Michaels

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