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Quotes from the movie Blazing Saddles
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A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is goin' to die!
Bart


Uh sir, sir. You specifically requested a 'ni-gger'?...Well, to tell a family secret--my grandmother was Dutch.
Bart


Well, don't just stand there looking stupid and holding your hands in pain. How 'bout a little applause for the Waco Kid?
Bart


See, I knew you wasn't no Waco Kid. You was just pullin' my lariat!
Bart


Hey, where all da white women at?
Bart


Baby, please, I'm not from Havana!
Bart


Well, my name's Jim. But most people call me... Jim.
Jim, The Waco Kid


I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.
Jim, The Waco Kid


Well, you devious son of a bitch.
Jim, The Waco Kid


Then one day I heard "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.
Jim, The Waco Kid


What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?
Jim, The Waco Kid


What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter?" You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know . . . morons.
Jim, The Waco Kid


Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who", he's more of a "what".
Jim, The Waco Kid


No, no, don't shoot him - you'll only make him mad.
Jim, The Waco Kid


That's Hedley.
Hedley Lamarr


Maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage... if I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town. But where would I find such a man? ... Why am I asking you?
Hedley Lamarr


Where's my froggy?
Hedley Lamarr


Shut up, you Teutonic twat!!
Hedley Lamarr


You will merely be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.
Hedley Lamarr


Taxi! Drive me off of this picture!
Hedley Lamarr


How did he do such terrific stunts... with such little feet?!
Hedley Lamarr


I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!
Hedley Lamarr


What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?! I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!
Taggart


Horses! We can't afford to lose no horses you dummy! Send a couple-a niggers.
Taggart


Dang, that was lucky! God darn near lost a $400 handcart!
Taggart


Don't just lie around getting a suntan. Ain't gonna do you no good no how!
Taggart


An uppity nigger went and hit me on the head with a shovel.
Taggart


Gaw-lee, Mr. Lamarr: you use your tongue purdier than a $20 whore!
Taggart


Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!
Taggart


Send a wire to the main office, and tell them that I said... OW!!!
Taggart


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