Quotes from the Movie Blazing Saddles

Dang, that was lucky! God darn near lost a $400 handcart!

Taggart

Don't just lie around getting a suntan. Ain't gonna do you no good no how!

Taggart

An uppity nigger went and hit me on the head with a shovel.

Taggart

Gaw-lee, Mr. Lamarr: you use your tongue purdier than a $20 whore!

Taggart

Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!

Taggart

Send a wire to the main office, and tell them that I said... OW!!!

Taggart

Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degree!...Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen!

Lyle

Dock that chink a day's pay for nappin' on the job.

Lyle

Come on boys, where's your spirit? I don't hear no singin'. When you were slaves, you sang like birds. Come on, how about a good old fashioned nigger work song!

Lyle

Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!

Mexican Outlaw

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

Mongo

Don't know. Got to do with where choo-choo go...

Mongo

Mongo like candy.

Mongo

Hello handsome. Is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?

Lily

Ooh, a wed wose. How . . . womantic.

Lily

Is it twue what they say about your people being... gifted? (loud unzipping noise) Oh it's TWUE! It's twue, it's twue!

Lily

All right, we'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks, but we don't want the IRISH.

Olson Johnson

Oh Lord, can we finish this all in one night, or we just jerking off?

Reverand

How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?

Lyle

I'd say you've had enough.

Taggart

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