Quotes from the Movie Blazing Saddles

A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is goin' to die!

Bart

Uh sir, sir. You specifically requested a 'ni-gger'?...Well, to tell a family secret--my grandmother was Dutch.

Bart

Well, don't just stand there looking stupid and holding your hands in pain. How 'bout a little applause for the Waco Kid?

Bart

See, I knew you wasn't no Waco Kid. You was just pullin' my lariat!

Bart

Hey, where all da white women at?

Bart

Baby, please, I'm not from Havana!

Bart

Well, my name's Jim. But most people call me... Jim.

Jim, The Waco Kid

I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.

Jim, The Waco Kid

Well, you devious son of a bitch.

Jim, The Waco Kid

Then one day I heard "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.

Jim, The Waco Kid

What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?

Jim, The Waco Kid

What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter?" You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know . . . morons.

Jim, The Waco Kid

Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who", he's more of a "what".

Jim, The Waco Kid

No, no, don't shoot him - you'll only make him mad.

Jim, The Waco Kid

That's Hedley.

Hedley Lamarr

Maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage... if I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town. But where would I find such a man? ... Why am I asking you?

Hedley Lamarr

Where's my froggy?

Hedley Lamarr

Shut up, you Teutonic twat!!

Hedley Lamarr

You will merely be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

Hedley Lamarr

Taxi! Drive me off of this picture!

Hedley Lamarr

How did he do such terrific stunts... with such little feet?!

Hedley Lamarr

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!

Hedley Lamarr

What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?! I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!

Taggart

Horses! We can't afford to lose no horses you dummy! Send a couple-a niggers.

Taggart

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