Quotes from the Movie Blazing Saddles

A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is goin' to die!

Bart

Uh sir, sir. You specifically requested a 'ni-gger'?...Well, to tell a family secret--my grandmother was Dutch.

Bart

Well, don't just stand there looking stupid and holding your hands in pain. How 'bout a little applause for the Waco Kid?

Bart

See, I knew you wasn't no Waco Kid. You was just pullin' my lariat!

Bart

Hey, where all da white women at?

Bart

Baby, please, I'm not from Havana!

Bart

Well, my name's Jim. But most people call me... Jim.

Jim, The Waco Kid

I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.

Jim, The Waco Kid

Well, you devious son of a bitch.

Jim, The Waco Kid

Then one day I heard "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.

Jim, The Waco Kid

What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?

Jim, The Waco Kid

What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter?" You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know . . . morons.

Jim, The Waco Kid

Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who", he's more of a "what".

Jim, The Waco Kid

No, no, don't shoot him - you'll only make him mad.

Jim, The Waco Kid

That's Hedley.

Hedley Lamarr

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