Quotes from the Movie Blood Simple

The world is full of complainers. But the fact is, nothing comes with a guarantee. I don't care if you're the Pope of Rome, President of the United States, or even Man of the Year--something can always go wrong. And go ahead, complain, tell your problems to your neighbor, ask for help--watch him fly. Now in Russia, they got it mapped out so that everyone pulls for everyone else-- that's the theory, anyway. But what I know about is Texas...And down here... you're on your own.

Loren Visser

You know a friend of mine broke his hand a while back. Put in a cast. Very next day he takes a fall, protects his bad hand, falls on his good one, breaks that too. So now he's got two busted flippers and I say to him "Creighton, I hope your wife loves you. 'Cause for the next five weeks you cannot wipe your own goddamn ass." That's the test, ain't it? Test of true love.

Loren Visser

Sweet Jesus, you are disgusting.

Loren Visser

Who looks stupid now?

Loren Visser

Lover-boy oughta lock his door. Lotta nuts out there.

Julian Marty

Let's do it outside, in nature.

Julian Marty

Hey mister, how'd you break your pussyfinger?


And remember, gentlemen, we're always here, two to two, A.M. to P.M., three hundred and sixty-four days and Christmas, God willing and the creek don't rise.

Strip joint DJ

You left your weapon behind.


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