Quotes from the Movie Bolt

It's a boom mic.

Worker #2

That's sloppy. The dog could have seen that. He could have seen that!

Director

Uh, who cares if the dog sees a boom mic?

Woman

Forgive me for answering a question with a question, but who are you?

Director

Mindy Parker, from the Network.

Woman

Of course. Let me ask you, Mindy from the Network, what do you see here? (pointing to the screen with picture of Bolt)

Director

Uh, the dog?

Mindy

(whispers) The dog she says.... oh Mindy. Poor, poor Mindy.

Director

Am I, missing something?

Mindy

You're missing everything, Mindy. You see a dog. I see an animal, who believes with every fiber of his being, every fiber, that the girl he loves is in mortal danger. I see a depth of emotion on the face of that canine the likes of which have never been captured on screen before. Never, Mindy from the Network! We jump through hoops to make sure Bolt believes everything is real. It's why we don't miss marks. I'ts why we don't re-shoot. And it's why we most certainly do not let the dog see boom mics! (sighs) Because, Mindy from the Network, (reaches hand up to a screen showing a close-up of Bolt's determined expression) if the dog believes it, the audience, belives it!

Director

Wow. Okay, you want reality, here you go, chief. The show's too predictable. The girl's in danger, the dog saves her from the creepy English guy, we get it. There's always a happy ending. And our focus groups tell us that 18-35 year olds are unhappy. They're not happy, with happy. So maybe you should, I don't know, spend a little less time worrying about the dog's method acting and more time figuring, how to stop 20 year olds in Topeka from changing the channel, becuase if you lose so much as half a rating point, so help me I will fire everyone in this room, starting with you. How's that for real? (slams door)

Mindy

So, the dog thinks this is all real?

Long-haired cat

Oh, yeah, you?re new. Guy, never leaves the set. It?s unbelievable. Whenever I get the chance, this is the perfect way to unwind. (hops onto the bumper of the trailer, then climbs onto its roof; the long-haired cat does the same)

Black cat

I like to start with an evil laugh. (he laughs)

Black cat

(gets up and looks up at the cats) Hello, hairballs.

Bolt:

You may have won today, Bolt, but in the end, we will get your little Penny.

Black cat

Not likely, cat, for you've chosen to follow the path of evil. Ultimately I'll destroy you, along with your fiendish puppet-master!

Bolt

(in awe) Wow!

Long-haired cat

I know, right? Okay, watch this.

Black cat

(in a louder evil voice) She?s a goner, dog. The green-eyed man has a plan, and soon, he will execute it!

Black cat

(laughs) Yeah, and then, he will execute... her! (chuckles)

Long-haired cat

(turns to the long-haired cat and compliments) Nice.

Black cat

I would super-bark you both back into the hole you crawled out of, but I need you alive, because I?ve got a little message for you to take back to your green-eyed man. You tell him, his old friend Bolt said, that... (gets interrupted)

Bolt

I would super-bark you both back into the hole you crawled out of, but I need you alive, because I?ve got a little message for you to take back to your green-eyed man. You tell him, his old friend Bolt said, that... (gets interrupted)

Bolt

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