Am I going to have a problem with you, too?
But you can't understand, because you're so afraid! Just like those pathetic little children from the Blair Village.
I can smell fear on you!
I couldn't see the movie when it first came out, because I was... (Pauses) In hospital. But since I was released, I have seen it, like, seventeen times.
And when people come to my town, they come up to me and hug me, like, they say "It's real, man" and I'm like "Yeah, I know it's real too, dude." We've got a bond, man, like a connection.
That's right, my friends. For two glorious days and nights we will be walking the same path that the Witch herself once walked. Following the same path where her victim's blood was spilt, possibly using your own sores in the process.
Your balls will fall off in three days!
It was all an accident! I swear to Christ it was all an accident!!
Look, I'm just really stressed out, OK!?!
Just give us till dawn and we're out of here. We're cold, we're tired, and we're a little freaked out. We saw something at the Coffin Rock today.
Get out of those woods and go home! Because there's no goddamn Blair Witch!
Their bodies were laid out in the shape of a Pentagram! Does that sound familiar?
They did it, the little Buster Boys! They did it, they did it, the little Buster Boys! They did it, the little Buster Boys from the Blair Village! Them going out into the woods to see if she was still alive, and then they pressed their palms into her flesh! And when they saw she was still alive, they set their dogs onto her, and they ripped her, and when they saw she was still alive, they tied her, and left her hanging from the big tree! (Calms down; speaks to Stephen) Stephen, you must think I'm going crazy!
But don't you think it's strange, how they banished her from Blair?
You're not makin' a believer out of me, son.
You've spoken to her!?!
Not yet. But that's why I'm here.