Quotes from the Movie Borat

I arrived in the country with clothing, US dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

Borat Sagdiyev

I make sexytime with my mother in-law

Borat Sagdiyev

That suit is NOT black!

Borat Sagdiyev

HIGH-FIVE!

Borat Sagdiyev

In Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than five woman to be in the same place, exept for in brothel or in grave.

Borat Sagdiyev

I like you. Do you like me?

Borat Sagdiyev

My name a Borat.

Borat Sagdiyev

I like you. I like sex. It's nice.

Borat Sagdiyev

He is a real Chocolate face, No make up

Borat Sagdiyev

Go dig your mother a grave.

Borat Sagdiyev

I needed to give gift to Pamela so she would grant me entry into her vagine.

Borat Sagdiyev

Great Success!

Borat Sagdiyev

I make a movie filmóplease you come see! If it not success, I will be execute.

Borat Sagdiyev

I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying. All I can think of of that beautiful woman in her red water panties. Who was this CJ?

Borat Sagdiyev

Listen pussycat, smile a bit.

Borat Sagdiyev

Give me your tears, Gypsy, or I will take them from you.

Borat Sagdiyev

Make my day, Jew!

Borat Sagdiyev

Where I put this?

Borat Sagdiyev

Kazakhstan is the greatest coun-try in the world. All the other countries are run by lit-le girls. Kazakhstan in Asias #1 exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium...

Borat Sagdiyev

Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain? The government scientist has proved it is size of squirrel.

Borat Sagdiyev

What's up with it, Vanilla Face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside, we looking for a place to post up our black asses for the night, so uh, Bang Bang Skeet Skeet, nigga. We just a couple pimps, no ho's.

Borat Sagdiyev

Do not fear me gypsy, all i want is you tears.

Borat Sagdiyev

Very nice, how much?

Borat Sagdiyev

You mean guy that tried to put rubber fist up my anoose was a homosexual?

Borat Sagdiyev

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