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I arrived in the country with clothing, US dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.
I make sexytime with my mother in-law
That suit is NOT black!
HIGH-FIVE!
In Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than five woman to be in the same place, exept for in brothel or in grave.
I like you. Do you like me?
My name a Borat.
I like you. I like sex. It's nice.
He is a real Chocolate face, No make up
Go dig your mother a grave.
I needed to give gift to Pamela so she would grant me entry into her vagine.
Great Success!
I make a movie filmóplease you come see! If it not success, I will be execute.
I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying. All I can think of of that beautiful woman in her red water panties. Who was this CJ?
Listen pussycat, smile a bit.
Give me your tears, Gypsy, or I will take them from you.
Make my day, Jew!
Where I put this?
Kazakhstan is the greatest coun-try in the world. All the other countries are run by lit-le girls. Kazakhstan in Asias #1 exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium...
Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain? The government scientist has proved it is size of squirrel.
What's up with it, Vanilla Face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside, we looking for a place to post up our black asses for the night, so uh, Bang Bang Skeet Skeet, nigga. We just a couple pimps, no ho's.
Do not fear me gypsy, all i want is you tears.
Very nice, how much?
You mean guy that tried to put rubber fist up my anoose was a homosexual?
This suit is black pause not.
This is my mother, she oldest woman in whole of Kucek, she is 43!
Do not shrink me gipsy!... I serious.
In my country they would go crazy for these two Not so much
When I buy my wife, at the start she was good, her vajin work well and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was 15, she become weak, her voice get deep like 'BORAT, BORAT', she receive hair on her chest, and her vajin hang like the sleeve of wizard.
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