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Quotes from the movie Borat
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I arrived in the country with clothing, US dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.
Borat Sagdiyev


I make sexytime with my mother in-law
Borat Sagdiyev


That suit is NOT black!
Borat Sagdiyev


HIGH-FIVE!
Borat Sagdiyev


In Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than five woman to be in the same place, exept for in brothel or in grave.
Borat Sagdiyev


I like you. Do you like me?
Borat Sagdiyev


My name a Borat.
Borat Sagdiyev


I like you. I like sex. It's nice.
Borat Sagdiyev


He is a real Chocolate face, No make up
Borat Sagdiyev


Go dig your mother a grave.
Borat Sagdiyev


I needed to give gift to Pamela so she would grant me entry into her vagine.
Borat Sagdiyev


Great Success!
Borat Sagdiyev


I make a movie filmóplease you come see! If it not success, I will be execute.
Borat Sagdiyev


I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying. All I can think of of that beautiful woman in her red water panties. Who was this CJ?
Borat Sagdiyev


Listen pussycat, smile a bit.
Borat Sagdiyev


Give me your tears, Gypsy, or I will take them from you.
Borat Sagdiyev


Make my day, Jew!
Borat Sagdiyev


Where I put this?
Borat Sagdiyev


Kazakhstan is the greatest coun-try in the world. All the other countries are run by lit-le girls. Kazakhstan in Asias #1 exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium...
Borat Sagdiyev


Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain? The government scientist has proved it is size of squirrel.
Borat Sagdiyev


What's up with it, Vanilla Face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside, we looking for a place to post up our black asses for the night, so uh, Bang Bang Skeet Skeet, nigga. We just a couple pimps, no ho's.
Borat Sagdiyev


Do not fear me gypsy, all i want is you tears.
Borat Sagdiyev


Very nice, how much?
Borat Sagdiyev


You mean guy that tried to put rubber fist up my anoose was a homosexual?
Borat Sagdiyev


This suit is black pause not.
Borat Sagdiyev


This is my mother, she oldest woman in whole of Kucek, she is 43!
Borat Sagdiyev


Do not shrink me gipsy!... I serious.
Borat Sagdiyev


In my country they would go crazy for these two Not so much
Borat Sagdiyev


When I buy my wife, at the start she was good, her vajin work well and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was 15, she become weak, her voice get deep like 'BORAT, BORAT', she receive hair on her chest, and her vajin hang like the sleeve of wizard.
Borat Sagdiyev





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