Quotes from the Movie Borat

Give me your tears, Gypsy, or I will take them from you.

Borat Sagdiyev

Make my day, Jew!

Borat Sagdiyev

Where I put this?

Borat Sagdiyev

Kazakhstan is the greatest coun-try in the world. All the other countries are run by lit-le girls. Kazakhstan in Asias #1 exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium...

Borat Sagdiyev

Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain? The government scientist has proved it is size of squirrel.

Borat Sagdiyev

What's up with it, Vanilla Face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside, we looking for a place to post up our black asses for the night, so uh, Bang Bang Skeet Skeet, nigga. We just a couple pimps, no ho's.

Borat Sagdiyev

Do not fear me gypsy, all i want is you tears.

Borat Sagdiyev

Very nice, how much?

Borat Sagdiyev

You mean guy that tried to put rubber fist up my anoose was a homosexual?

Borat Sagdiyev

This suit is black pause not.

Borat Sagdiyev

This is my mother, she oldest woman in whole of Kucek, she is 43!

Borat Sagdiyev

Do not shrink me gipsy!... I serious.

Borat Sagdiyev

In my country they would go crazy for these two Not so much

Borat Sagdiyev

When I buy my wife, at the start she was good, her vajin work well and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was 15, she become weak, her voice get deep like 'BORAT, BORAT', she receive hair on her chest, and her vajin hang like the sleeve of wizard.

Borat Sagdiyev

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