Quotes from the Movie Buckaroo Banzai

Hey, hey, hey don't be mean. No need to be mean. 'Cause, remember: no matter where you go... there you are.

Buckaroo Banzai

The missing circuit's in your head, Whorfin.

Buckaroo Banzai

You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that! You never know what it might be attached to.

Buckaroo Banzai

EVIL, PURE AND SIMPLE, FROM THE 8TH DIMENSION! GET 'EM!

Buckaroo Banzai

I tell ya, if it ain't one thing, it's somethin' else.

Rawhide

Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. Doomed is your soul and damned is your life.

Lord John Whorfin

Laugh'a while you can, monkeyboy!

Lord John Whorfin

History is'a made at night! Character is what you are in the dark!

Lord John Whorfin

It'a makes the ganglia TWITCH!

Lord John Whorfin

Home! Home is where you hang your hat! I feel so broke up... I want to go HOME!

Lord John Whorfin

...You got that honey?! John...J-O-H-N!

Lord John Whorfin

May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.

Lord John Whorfin

BUCKAROO! I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!!!

Lord John Whorfin

BigbooTAY!

John Bigboote

Let's go back up to my office and talk about this like two reasonable beings.

John Bigboote

Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on!

John Bigboote

Put the snot on the track, John O'Connor.

John Bigboote

It's not my goddamn planet! Understand, monkeyboy?

John Bigboote

"Declaration of War...The Short Form."

President Widmark

Buckaroo, I don't know what to say. Lectroids? Planet 10? Nuclear extortion? A girl named "John"?

President Widmark

Excuse me, Mr. President. Time is short. In order to prevent John Whorfin's escape, my comrades are at this moment takin' up a geostationary position over New Jersey. De situation is explosive!

John Parker

There is little time! You better come quickly, if your planet is still important to you!

John Parker

This is Chase One. We got his tracks, they go right up to a wall of rock! Holy shit!

Chase One Helicopter Pilot

Lithium is no longer available on credit.

Announcement over Hospital PA system

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