Hey, hey, hey ó don't be mean. No need to be mean. 'Cause, remember: no matter where you go... there you are.
Buckaroo Banzai
The missing circuit's in your head, Whorfin.
Buckaroo Banzai
You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that! You never know what it might be attached to.
Buckaroo Banzai
EVIL, PURE AND SIMPLE, FROM THE 8TH DIMENSION! GET 'EM!
Buckaroo Banzai
I tell ya, if it ain't one thing, it's somethin' else.
Rawhide
Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. Doomed is your soul and damned is your life.
Lord John Whorfin
Laugh'a while you can, monkeyboy!
Lord John Whorfin
History is'a made at night! Character is what you are in the dark!
Lord John Whorfin
It'a makes the ganglia TWITCH!
Lord John Whorfin
Home! Home is where you hang your hat! I feel so broke up... I want to go HOME!
Lord John Whorfin
...You got that honey?! John...J-O-H-N!
Lord John Whorfin
May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.
Lord John Whorfin
BUCKAROO! I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!!!
Lord John Whorfin
BigbooTAY!
John Bigboote
Let's go back up to my office and talk about this like two reasonable beings.
John Bigboote