"Mmm. Wouldn't you guys love me in this?"
"'Pike' isn't a name. It's a fish."
"Does Elvis talk to you?"
"What are you doing here? This is a naked place!"
"All I wanna do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound too exciting to a stone-head like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along and, and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? I don't THINK so!"
"Do you got any gum?"
"I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy..." [
"Great. My secret weapon is PMS."
"Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?"
"Sorry about your guitar."
"Merrick ó you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."
"Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything."
"You broke up with my machine?!
"I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping."
"You do everything wrong!"
"There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge..." "Near a bunch of big rocks. That's where I was born."
"When the music stops, the rest is silence."
"I'm leaving, man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy."
"Look ó air!"
"I have to fall down now."
"I think I'll just hang out here. Make sure the sun comes up and everything."
"I don't believe this! The world is under attack by legions of the undead, and you're going to a mixer?!?"
"I'm not disappointed, I'm just angry!"
"Are YOU addressing I?"
"You must forgive Amilyn. He tends to drool before supper."