"We can't be stopped. This is our world now."
"What are we? We are man, perfected. We exist to consume."
"Twelve hundred years old, and you behave like a child! Honestly, I don't know how you made it through the Crusades."
"Now I'm really pissed off."
"Wanna go for a ride?"
"You ruined my new jacket!" "Kill him a LOT!"
"Admit it, Buffy. Don't you sometimes feel... less than fresh?"
"Get out of my facial!"
"Buffy, what's your sitch? You're acting like the Thing from Another Tax Bracket."
"They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes ó totally cold. Animal. I think they were Young Republicans."
"Don't think of me as Gary Murray, administrator. Think of me as Gary Murray ó party guy."
"I have detention slips here, and I'm not afraid to use them!"
"Now, what do we say on the court? Repeat after me: 'I am a person. I have a right to the ball'."
"Hey, you missed practice again today. I think you better sit down and think about how that made me feel."
"Assert your person-hood! Actualize! Actualize!"
"Her yabbos scoff at gravity."
"Hey, babe, you wanna get some real power between your legs?"