So, Mater, it's voice-activated. But you know, everything's voice-activated these days.
But Sir Axlerod created the race, Mater. Why would he want to hurt anyone?
You actually care about that race-car. A pity you didn't warn him in time.
Non ti crevo!
A wise car hears one word and understands two...that and Luigi told me.
Gremlins. Man, those are some ugly cars, looks like someone stole their trunks!
This is Agent Leland Turbo. I have a flash transmission for Agent Finn McMissile. Finn, my cover's been compromised, everything's gone pear-shaped. You won't believe what I've found out here! This is bigger than anything we've ever seen, and no-one even knows it exists. Finn, I need back-up, but don't call the cavalry, it could blow the operation. And be careful, it's not safe out here!
Oh, that was your best friend! Oh! There's a difference between you and Francesco: Francesco knows how good he is. He doesn't have to surround himself with tow trucks to prove it.
Wait, there's more here. [moves to next page] P.S. Please tell the hotel I didn't mean to order that movie. I thought it was just a preview and I didn't realize I was paying for it. [shifts the page] P.P.S that's funny right there. [shifts the pages around] P.P. there's, uh, a few more pages of P.S.'s here.
When I want to go to sleep, I watch one of his races, and after two laps I am out cold!
Really? You are speed? Then Francesco is triple speed. "Francesco is triple speed." Ho-ho! Francesco likes this McQueen. He's really getting him into the zone!
Yes, nice to meet you too. You are very good looking. Not as good as I thought but, you're good.
Francesco is familiar with this reaction to Francesco. Women respect a car that has nothing to hide.
How do they do it?! These are the same ingredients as back home, but it tastes so good!
Welcome, everyone. I wish I could be with you on this very special day, but my clutch assembly broke. You know how it is. We are here to celebrate. Today, all your hard work pays off. The world turned their backs on cars like us. They stopped manufacturing us, stopped making our parts. The only thing they haven't stopped doing is laughing at us. They've called us terrible names: jalopy, rust bucket, heap, clunker, junker, beater, wreck, rattletrap...lemon. But their insults just give us strength. Because, today, my friends, that all ends! [Due to Grem and Acer's camera-disguised weapon, a car crashes] They laughed at us, but now it's our turn to laugh back. [another car crashes due to the weapon] Embrace your inner lemon. Let it drive you. This was meant to be alternative fuel's greatest moment. [Cars, seeing the crashes, throw their alternative fuel cups away and start smashing alternative fuel signs] But after today, everyone will race back to gasoline. And we, the owners of the world's largest untapped oil reserve will become the most powerful cars in the world! They will come to us, and they will have no choice, because they will NEED us. And they will finally respect us! So hold your hoods high! After today, you will never again be ashamed of who you are! LONG! LIVE! LEMONS!
Dee-sguised voice? What are you talking about? YOU'RE NUTS, YOU ARE!
Wait, somebody save me! The lorry's crazy! KEEP AWAY, YOU IDIOT!
Alright buddy, we're here, right where you paid me to bring you. Question is, why?
A car? Ha! Hey, pal. You can't get any further away from land than out here!
Well I got news for you buddy, there's nobody out here but us.
Yeah? And who's going to make me? [Tony gets out his missile launcher] All right! All right! Don't get your prop in a twist!