Quotes from the Movie Cecil B. Demented

We've all taken a vow of celibacy for celluloid. No one gets laid until we finish our movie. We're horny, but our film comes first.

Cecil B. Demented

Blue balls for celluloid!

Cecil B. Demented

I'm a prophet against profit!

Cecil B. Demented

The slash and burn of the white-hot metal will brand you forever with the logo of Cecil B. Demented. Wear the privileged scar of cinema sainthood with pride and horniness.

Cecil B. Demented

Power to the people who punish bad cinema!

Cecil B. Demented

Family is just a dirty word for censorship!

Honey Whitlock

Do I look like Liberace's god-damn boyfriend for Christ sake? I have black limousine only in my contract!

Honey Whitlock

Ow ow ow ow ow ow OW! I don't want to be blonde!

Honey Whitlock

How can you be a drug addict in the new millennium? It's so retro.

Honey Whitlock

Ow Rodney, why do you have to hurt me? Gay men are supposed to be gentle!

Honey Whitlock

Hi. I played you in lots of porno movies. Some Kind of Happiness, I've already shot it. Only it's called Some Kind of Horniness.

Cherish

Dear Diary, another day, and it's the same old thing. Every where I go, everything I do just seems to lead to the same dead end: my derrire.

Cherish

Porno fans! It's me, Cherish, and I need your hardcore help!

Cherish

Satan says you need more color!

Raven

I mean, my father is Zozo, the three-headed guard dog at the gates of hell.

Raven

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