We've all taken a vow of celibacy for celluloid. No one gets laid until we finish our movie. We're horny, but our film comes first.
Blue balls for celluloid!
I'm a prophet against profit!
The slash and burn of the white-hot metal will brand you forever with the logo of Cecil B. Demented. Wear the privileged scar of cinema sainthood with pride and horniness.
Power to the people who punish bad cinema!
Family is just a dirty word for censorship!
Do I look like Liberace's god-damn boyfriend for Christ sake? I have black limousine only in my contract!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow OW! I don't want to be blonde!
How can you be a drug addict in the new millennium? It's so retro.
Ow Rodney, why do you have to hurt me? Gay men are supposed to be gentle!
Hi. I played you in lots of porno movies. Some Kind of Happiness, I've already shot it. Only it's called Some Kind of Horniness.
Dear Diary, another day, and it's the same old thing. Every where I go, everything I do just seems to lead to the same dead end: my derrire.
Porno fans! It's me, Cherish, and I need your hardcore help!
Satan says you need more color!
I mean, my father is Zozo, the three-headed guard dog at the gates of hell.
It's goat urine!
Pauly Shore marathon, 4 comedy classics!!!!
Hey hey MPAA, how many movies did you censor today?
Help! Cherish! I'm stuck in a K-hole and I can't get out!
Before I was a drug addict, I had so many different problems. Now I just have one: drugs. Gave my life real focus.
I walk out of your films, on airplanes!
Well did you try the steamed crabs, they're red and really... tasty.
I can't ask that! Pat Nixon was a stroke victim!
Nobody will know, we're in Baltimore!
The charity probably made the arrangement, it was a honest mistake.