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Quotes from the movie Cecil B. Demented
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We've all taken a vow of celibacy for celluloid. No one gets laid until we finish our movie. We're horny, but our film comes first.
Cecil B. Demented


Blue balls for celluloid!
Cecil B. Demented


I'm a prophet against profit!
Cecil B. Demented


The slash and burn of the white-hot metal will brand you forever with the logo of Cecil B. Demented. Wear the privileged scar of cinema sainthood with pride and horniness.
Cecil B. Demented


Power to the people who punish bad cinema!
Cecil B. Demented


Family is just a dirty word for censorship!
Honey Whitlock


Do I look like Liberace's god-damn boyfriend for Christ sake? I have black limousine only in my contract!
Honey Whitlock


Ow ow ow ow ow ow OW! I don't want to be blonde!
Honey Whitlock


How can you be a drug addict in the new millennium? It's so retro.
Honey Whitlock


Ow Rodney, why do you have to hurt me? Gay men are supposed to be gentle!
Honey Whitlock


Hi. I played you in lots of porno movies. Some Kind of Happiness, I've already shot it. Only it's called Some Kind of Horniness.
Cherish


Dear Diary, another day, and it's the same old thing. Every where I go, everything I do just seems to lead to the same dead end: my derrire.
Cherish


Porno fans! It's me, Cherish, and I need your hardcore help!
Cherish


Satan says you need more color!
Raven


I mean, my father is Zozo, the three-headed guard dog at the gates of hell.
Raven


It's goat urine!
Raven


Pauly Shore marathon, 4 comedy classics!!!!
Theater Marquee


Hey hey MPAA, how many movies did you censor today?
Fidget


Help! Cherish! I'm stuck in a K-hole and I can't get out!
Lyle


Before I was a drug addict, I had so many different problems. Now I just have one: drugs. Gave my life real focus.
Lyle


I walk out of your films, on airplanes!
Angry Moviegoer


Well did you try the steamed crabs, they're red and really... tasty.
Libby


I can't ask that! Pat Nixon was a stroke victim!
Libby


Nobody will know, we're in Baltimore!
Libby


The charity probably made the arrangement, it was a honest mistake.
Libby