Quotes from the Movie Cecil B. Demented

It's goat urine!

Raven

Pauly Shore marathon, 4 comedy classics!!!!

Theater Marquee

Hey hey MPAA, how many movies did you censor today?

Fidget

Help! Cherish! I'm stuck in a K-hole and I can't get out!

Lyle

Before I was a drug addict, I had so many different problems. Now I just have one: drugs. Gave my life real focus.

Lyle

I walk out of your films, on airplanes!

Angry Moviegoer

Well did you try the steamed crabs, they're red and really... tasty.

Libby

I can't ask that! Pat Nixon was a stroke victim!

Libby

Nobody will know, we're in Baltimore!

Libby

The charity probably made the arrangement, it was a honest mistake.

Libby

This is William. William had heart surgery just seven days ago, and thanks to the blood transfusions paid for by your generosity at tonight's premier, he's going to be alright. Aren't you William?

Sylvia Mallory

But he's alive! And that's what counts.

Sylvia Mallory

My father is Zozo, the three-headed guard dog at the gates of Hell.

Raven

You're going off the deep end of the Clairol color chart!

Rodney

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