Quotes from the Movie Cecil B. Demented

The charity probably made the arrangement, it was a honest mistake.

Libby

This is William. William had heart surgery just seven days ago, and thanks to the blood transfusions paid for by your generosity at tonight's premier, he's going to be alright. Aren't you William?

Sylvia Mallory

But he's alive! And that's what counts.

Sylvia Mallory

My father is Zozo, the three-headed guard dog at the gates of Hell.

Raven

You're going off the deep end of the Clairol color chart!

Rodney

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