Quotes from the Movie Chasing Amy

This is all going to end badly.

Banky Edwards

All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.

Banky Edwards

I feel a hate crime coming on.

Banky Edwards

Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?

Banky Edwards

Like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates.

Banky Edwards

Now THAT, my friend, is a shared moment.

Banky Edwards

What difference does it make if I refer to her as a dyke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of faggots in the comfort of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?

Banky Edwards

I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.

Banky Edwards

Everyone has an agenda. Everyone.

Banky Edwards

I'm telling you that chick is probably a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak.

Banky Edwards

Bring on the free hooch!

Banky Edwards

And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any more and he finally did some of his own mounting.

Banky Edwards

What's a Nubian?

Banky Edwards

It's not who you love, it's how.

Holden McNeil

If this is a crush, I don't think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.

Holden McNeil

Look, man, we miss this train, and I am gonna shitcan you and just hire Charles Schulz.

Holden McNeil

One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch.

Alyssa Jones

One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch.

Alyssa Jones

Are you an authorized dealmaker in this establishment? Do you have the power to negotiate?

Alyssa Jones

Since most of these people are cheering for the home team, I'm going to root for the visitors. I'm a big visitors fan. Especially the kind that make coffee in the morning before they leave!

Alyssa Jones

See that man over there? He the Devil! Never take your eye off the man.

Hooper X

Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat... he was the king of queen Archie's world.

Hooper X

Jedi bitch.

Jay

You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money."

Jay

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