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Quotes from the movie Chasing Amy
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This is all going to end badly.
Banky Edwards


All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.
Banky Edwards


I feel a hate crime coming on.
Banky Edwards


Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?
Banky Edwards


Like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates.
Banky Edwards


Now THAT, my friend, is a shared moment.
Banky Edwards


What difference does it make if I refer to her as a dyke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of faggots in the comfort of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?
Banky Edwards


I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.
Banky Edwards


Everyone has an agenda. Everyone.
Banky Edwards


I'm telling you that chick is probably a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak.
Banky Edwards


Bring on the free hooch!
Banky Edwards


And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any more and he finally did some of his own mounting.
Banky Edwards


What's a Nubian?
Banky Edwards


It's not who you love, it's how.
Holden McNeil


If this is a crush, I don't think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.
Holden McNeil


Look, man, we miss this train, and I am gonna shitcan you and just hire Charles Schulz.
Holden McNeil


One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch.
Alyssa Jones


One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch.
Alyssa Jones


Are you an authorized dealmaker in this establishment? Do you have the power to negotiate?
Alyssa Jones


Since most of these people are cheering for the home team, I'm going to root for the visitors. I'm a big visitors fan. Especially the kind that make coffee in the morning before they leave!
Alyssa Jones


See that man over there? He the Devil! Never take your eye off the man.
Hooper X


Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat... he was the king of queen Archie's world.
Hooper X


Jedi bitch.
Jay


You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money."
Jay


Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Jay