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This is all going to end badly.
All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.
I feel a hate crime coming on.
Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?
Like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates.
Now THAT, my friend, is a shared moment.
What difference does it make if I refer to her as a dyke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of faggots in the comfort of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?
I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.
Everyone has an agenda. Everyone.
I'm telling you that chick is probably a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak.
Bring on the free hooch!
And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any more and he finally did some of his own mounting.
What's a Nubian?
It's not who you love, it's how.
If this is a crush, I don't think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.
Look, man, we miss this train, and I am gonna shitcan you and just hire Charles Schulz.
One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch.
One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch.
Are you an authorized dealmaker in this establishment? Do you have the power to negotiate?
Since most of these people are cheering for the home team, I'm going to root for the visitors. I'm a big visitors fan. Especially the kind that make coffee in the morning before they leave!
See that man over there? He the Devil! Never take your eye off the man.
Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat... he was the king of queen Archie's world.
Jedi bitch.
You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money."
Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
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