This is all going to end badly.
Banky Edwards
All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.
Banky Edwards
I feel a hate crime coming on.
Banky Edwards
Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?
Banky Edwards
Like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates.
Banky Edwards
Now THAT, my friend, is a shared moment.
Banky Edwards
I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.
Banky Edwards
Everyone has an agenda. Everyone.
Banky Edwards
I'm telling you that chick is probably a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak.
Banky Edwards
Bring on the free hooch!
Banky Edwards
And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any more and he finally did some of his own mounting.
Banky Edwards
What's a Nubian?
Banky Edwards
It's not who you love, it's how.
Holden McNeil
If this is a crush, I don't think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.
Holden McNeil
Look, man, we miss this train, and I am gonna shitcan you and just hire Charles Schulz.
Holden McNeil