Quotes from the Movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Nasty smelly things, motorcars!

Grandpa Potts

Never say "no" to adventures. Always say "yes", otherwise you'll lead a very dull life.

Grandpa Potts

And the big brown bear came lolloping over the mountain. "No, no!" the princess cried.

Grandpa Potts

How was India? I'll tell you how India was. I got up this morning and I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

Grandpa Potts

Coggins? That lives down the road? Sure. He wouldn't light your pipe if his house was on fire.

Grandpa Potts

You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious.

Caractacus Potts

Maybe my children like running wild in the street. Had that occured to you?

Caractacus Potts

Spoken to like that? Well, maybe it's about time!

Caractacus Potts

The nerve of that woman! Coming in here and telling me how to raise my children! Do I need someone telling me how to raise my children? Do I? Where is my cardigan?

Caractacus Potts

Under-. Yes. Self-righteous busy body. Well, she won't be bothering us anymore.

Caractacus Potts

What? Oh. Do you think I'm a lunatic? Wasting my time on a lot of silly inventions?

Caractacus Potts

That's right! That is right! Nobody else can think of them.

Caractacus Potts

Do you think Coggins might do a deal, so much a week?

Caractacus Potts

Well Peter, you shouldn't be afraid. [Truly, the Toymaker, and the children listen with interest] Even in a terrible place like this. Because there's always hope. That's what I always tell my children when they're...afraid.

Caractacus Potts

You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna get up into that castle!

Caractacus Potts

Well, we'll see. [runs up to a large water channel and looks at the children watching; loud and clear] Now everyone listen to me! You wanna get out of here, don't you? [The children cheer and Caractacus moves behind the water channel] Tomorrow is Baron Bomburst's birthday, yes? [The children boo with their thumbs down] [proud and confident] Well, we're gonna give him a birthday party he'll never forget!

Caractacus Potts

And after that, Vulgaria became a free country and all the children laughed and played in the sunshine, and they were very, very happy. And Chitty flew high over the mountains back to England, everyone safe and sound, and...

Caractacus Potts

Truly! I'm sorry about the children. I hope they didn't embarrass you.

Caractacus Potts

Why, that silly joke about us getting married. Well, you know how kids are.

Caractacus Potts

Well, I don't think they realize how ridiculous that would be.

Caractacus Potts

Well, yes. Well, the factory, and your father and all. It's a different world, Truly.

Caractacus Potts

Hey, you there, get those children in here!! Get them in before the soldiers get here!! We must get those children out of sight, if the soldiers come they will take them away, uh um, no one's allowed to have children in Vulgaria!! The Baroness, she hates children!!

Toymaker

Here's some good advice, take your children and your good lady out of Vulgaria. Look, I'm only a toymaker, and if I don't finish this in time for the Baron's birthday tomorrow I shall be a dead toymaker!!

Toymaker

There are children here somewhere. I can smell them.

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