Quotes from the Movie City Slickers

Shut up! Just shut up! He doesn't get it! He'll never get it! It's been 4 hours! The cows can tape something by now! Forget about it, please!

Ed Furillo

If hate were people, I'd be China!!

Phil Berquist

Now let's have some peace and quiet around here, for Christ's sakes! I'm tired! I been under a lot of stress! I lost my wife, I lost my job, and I got some sort of rash from making in the bushes!

Phil Berquist

The man ate bacon at every meal... you just can't do that!

Phil Berquist

Because... because I'm her boss! And... we have a health plan!

Phil

That's right - not having sex for 12 years will do that to a person!

Phil

No, do not call Mr Levine! Hey! Put down that phone...

Phil

The bedroom? How the hell would you know where the bedroom is?

Phil

Go ahead, call him - I'm sure he's home. It's his night to be with the other escaped Nazis!

Phil

I hate you more! If hate were people, I'd be China!

Phil

So is the President; he doesn't wear his picture on his suit.

Phil

I'm Phil Berquist. I committed adultery; lost my job and my family.

Phil

No, seriously! Arlene looked great; those water pills really helped. I looked out and saw my old man sitting there, and he winked at me. It was like, I've made it. I'm not a goofball anymore.

Phil

Didn't you feel stupid; I mean, didn't you feel... inadequate?

Phil

You're saying I can record something I'm not even watching?

Phil

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