I'm 39 , and I'm saying "Moo, cow!" in a river!
Let's bring out the cake!
Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.
Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so fast. When youre a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, What happened to my twenties? Your forties, you grow a little pot belly, you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud. One of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Fifties you have a minor surgery. Youll call it a procedure, but its a surgery. Sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud, but it doesnt matter because you cant hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, start eating dinner at two o'clock in the afternoon, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate soft yogurt and muttering How come the kids dont call? How come the kids dont call? The eighties, youve had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife cant stand but who you call mama. Any questions?
Rollin', rollin', rollin', keep them dogies rollin', man my ass is swollen, Rawhide! Get 'em up, move 'em out, wake 'em up, get 'em dressed, get 'em shaved, comb their hair, Rawhide! Tie me down, tell me lies, pull my hair, smack my thighs - with a big wet strap of, Rawhide!
Excuse me, el doctor! Hello...? Don't sew anything up that's supposed to remain open, OK?
Let's bring out the cake! to Nancy Want some?
Well, look at it; it's got your name and your picture on it. It's a little grotesque.
Do us good? Didn't you guys see? He was hanging the help! Did you see his eyes? He's got crazy eyes. He's a lunatic! I am telling you, we are going into the wilderness being led by a lunatic!
I'm sorry; I didn't mean anything by it!
Alright Ed, your best day, what was it? Twins in a trapeze, what?
Hey you know, the first time I tried to talk to you, you embarrassed me. So I teased you a little bit which maybe I shouldn't have done, so I'm sorry. And now you're sitting over there playing with your knife, trying to frighten me; which you're doing a good job... But if you're gonna kill me, get on with it; if not, shut the hell up; I'm on vacation.
It's nothing to be ashamed of - I had the same problem.
Yeah, for a while, but then I overcame it. Can I explain it to you again? I mean now promise me you won't get upset.
O.K., if you want to watch one show but record another show at the same time, the television set does not have to be on channel 3.
No, if you're watching what you're recording, then it has to be on 3.
Yes, that's the point. You don't even need a TV to record.
You know what just occurred to me? Roping is stupid. This is a cow, not a gazelle, watch. Get off the horse, huh? Ok. And then you walk up to the cow. Look at how good this is working. Then you say "Hi. I'm Bob Vila with 'This Old Herd.' We're going to rope you today." Then you take Mr. Loop and put it around the head of Mr. Cow. [Mitch dismounts, walks up to the cow and puts the loop of lasso around its head] Now what's wrong with that?
I'm gonna be okay, because I finally know what he was talking about.
Curly. I know what he meant when he said there's just one thing that's really important.
No, that's it; it's something different for everyone. For me, when I was in that river, I was only thinking about one thing. The rest of it just all went away.
Colorado! Isn't it always in the last place you look?
No, that was "I like your ass; can I wear it as a hat?".
TRUSTED us? They don't even KNOW us! They followed us because we yelled "yah!".
What'd ya use for protection, Phil; paper or plastic?