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Quotes from the movie Clerks II
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I have a huge boner right now.
Elias


Don't look at his wee-wee.
Concerned Father


That's not very hygenic. That's all I'm gonna tell you.
Gawking Guy


Go-bots are like the K-Mart Transformers.
Lance Dowds


Randal Graves, you work here too? Jesus, anyone else from our graduating class back there?
Lance Dowds


Baby, you can't taste racism!
Husband


Ooh, cake! Gotta finish up!
Sexy Stud


One ring to rule them all.
Elias


You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, 'cause he loves Mannequin Skywalker so much, right? "DANGER, DANGER, MY NAME IS ANAKIN, MY SHITTY ACTING IS RUINING SAGA."
Lord Of The Rings Fan