Quotes from the Movie Clerks II

Did you know Jesus was a Jew?

Jay

If you're gonna jump let me have a crack at that pussy first.

Jay

I got nothin'.

Silent Bob

I just think you're a gay man in denial!

Silent Bob

I hope that donkey doesn't have a hiney troll!

Elias

What's sexier than an elf princess's sword?

Elias

At Bible Camp we made a flow chart. Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!

Elias

Are you looking for a good transformers site? Because at cars2bots.com you can get an avatar of your picture morphed to look like a robot.

Elias

Well at least you spelled "cock" right this time.

Elias

Did Randal just call Mr. Dante a nigger?

Elias

I have a huge boner right now.

Elias

Don't look at his wee-wee.

Concerned Father

That's not very hygenic. That's all I'm gonna tell you.

Gawking Guy

Go-bots are like the K-Mart Transformers.

Lance Dowds

Randal Graves, you work here too? Jesus, anyone else from our graduating class back there?

Lance Dowds

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