Quotes from the Movie Click

Sorry I am late, guys. Some jackass parked his red Lamborghini in my parking space.

Michael

Oh, did I say red Lamborghini? I meant blue Ferrari.

Michael

My schmeckel got bigger now that I'm older. Just so you guys know that.

Michael

Like I Said, "Good Guys Need A Break". I Know You'll Do The Right Thing This Time. Love Morty. P.S.: Your Wife's Rocking Body Still Drives Me Crazy.

Michael

I guess when you combine mass quantities of cough syrup with yodels... you get acid.

Michael

You look like pale there, pal. Let me fix that.

Michael

You're all yellow from the scurvy. Arr, captain.

Michael

Grr.. Don't get the Hulk angry. Raaaahrrr!

Michael

I love you, you love me. The jogger has giant boobies.

Michael

Whoa Ben! Way to go! Where did you find a woman like this? How did you meet her?

Michael

Oh right, right! And uh, we have to protect her as the men of the family!

Michael

And now is the time. No Kathy this isn't mine, I took it out of Kevin's hands yeah he was smoking it like a chimney.

Michael

Prince Habeeboo drive red Lamborghini!

Prince Habeeboo

Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Newman, you have a baby girl!

Doctor

A girl? No wait, this is a baby boy!

Gertrude

I can see why you made a mistake doctor, it has such a tiny schmeckel!

Gertrude

Michael! Dinner is ready! You can invite your friends if you like.

Gertrude

She must have some kind of super vision. Neither the doctor nor I could have identified something that small.

Morty

He's always chasing the pot of gold. But when he gets there, and the end of the day, it's just corn flakes.

Morty

It's all just... cornflakes.

Morty

A boy? I have a son!

Theodore

It couldn't have gotten any smaller.

Trudy

I have to sew the duck's head back on... and fix his butthole.

Donna

I know it's deviant... but it's kind of turning me on.

Donna

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