Quotes from the Movie Click

I can see why you made a mistake doctor, it has such a tiny schmeckel!

Gertrude

Michael! Dinner is ready! You can invite your friends if you like.

Gertrude

She must have some kind of super vision. Neither the doctor nor I could have identified something that small.

Morty

He's always chasing the pot of gold. But when he gets there, and the end of the day, it's just corn flakes.

Morty

It's all just... cornflakes.

Morty

A boy? I have a son!

Theodore

It couldn't have gotten any smaller.

Trudy

I have to sew the duck's head back on... and fix his butthole.

Donna

I know it's deviant... but it's kind of turning me on.

Donna

If you want to come over to my tent to have a barbeque, you are welcome.

12-year old Michael

Or, we could go over to my family's camper where we have a TV antenna and can watch Three's Company.

Child #2

And in legal news today, Michael Jackson's clone was charged by Michael Jackson for fondling him. This marks the first time in American history someone has sued their own clone. In other news, Britney Spears just had her 27th baby, finally motivating her husband Kevin Federline to start looking for a job.

Radio announcer

I know it's deviant... but it's kind of turning me on.

Donna

Hey, Dad! Look at Kevin's new Robo-Dog!

Ben at 7-Years-Old

Uh, Dad, she is your daughter and my sister.

Ben

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