"'The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by observing its prisoners.' Dostoevsky said that, after doing a little time."
"If you can't trust a South American drug lord, who can you trust, huh?"
"Christ, they'll be slaughtered!"
"He caught his wife in bed with another man, left them alone, drove four towns over to his wife's family's house. Killed her parents, her brothers, her sisters, even her dog."
"They'd call me Johnny Six Hundred if they knew the truth."
"I've got a spot on my arm just for you!"
"When you wake up, bitch, I'll be Johnny Twenty-Four."
"Hey, Gomer! Thought you might need some help escorting the lady home." ~ Obnoxious drunk/future manslaughter victim
"'Lady' is a dog in a Walt Disney cartoon. My name is Bishop. Guard Bishop to you." ~ Guard Sally Bishop
"What you got there, Poe, is a walking, talking reason to rehabilitate."
"All right, you damn peckerwoods! Crack the knuckles and hit the crystals. We're about to put this baby down in a sandbox!"