Quotes from the Movie Coneheads

I find you unacceptable. If I did not fear incarceration by human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient force to your blunt skull as to cause its collapse.

Beldar Conehead

It is not everyday a father can give the world to his child.

Beldar Conehead

What choice do I have? It is as if you have grabbed me by the base of my snarglies!

Beldar Conehead

When the High Master hears of this he will surely cut off my plargh and hand it to me.

Beldar Conehead

Maintain low tones with me maintain low tones.

Beldar Conehead

AAAHHHH, SENSO RINGS! Where did you GET THOSE?!

Beldar Conehead

UNACCEPTABLE! YOUR CONE IS TOO YOUNG! Get up! You are coming to Remulak RIGHT NOW!

Beldar Conehead

Maintain low tones. Impossible! Undesirable! Inadvisable!

Beldar Conehead

Most definitely. In fact, I have direct, personal knowledge that this is so.

Beldar Conehead

You look handsome, yet uncomfortable in your pubescent ceremonial garb.

Beldar

It is time for mid-day cessation of activities for carbo-protien intake.

Beldar

A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small furry mammal.

Beldar

You know Connie, I read in a magazine that you can talk to me about anything.

Prymatt Conehead

My plubar has broken,....the birth spasm has begun.

Prymatt Conehead

Perhaps you and Larry will join us for the consumption of mass quantities this weekend... will we ignite our new flame pit and char some mammal flesh for you.

Prymatt

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