Quotes from the Movie Conspiracy Theory

You know what they put in the water, don't you? Fluoride. Yeah, fluoride on the pretext that it strengthems your teeth! That's ridiculous. You know what that stuff does to you? It weakens your will, destroys your capacity for free and creative thought, and makes you a slave to the state!

Jerry Fletcher

You ever wonder about these militia groups? Survivalist-type kooks on the right wing side? They say they're defending the country from U.N. troops. These guys are yelling so loud, my theory is that this is a conspiray, pal they ARE the U.N. troops, and they're in place. The infrastructure's ready, it's a fait accompli. When the time comes, they'll just take over and we'll all be toast.

Jerry Fletcher

Oswald. Yeah, Oswald, that's what I said, Oswald. I mean, he said, "I'm just a patsy." And that means he didn't do it, right?

Jerry Fletcher

Websites, newsletters, uh, self-published manifestos... they think we're kooks!

Jerry Fletcher

I am an American citizen, and I demand to see Alice Sutton.

Jerry Fletcher

George Bush knew what he was doing when he said, "New World Order". Remember those three little words, "New World Order"? Well, he was a thirty-third degree Mason, you know, and as ex-head of the C.I.A., he knew saying that would send conspiratologists everywhere spinning, spinning their wheels. And then, then, th-they destroy their own credibility!

Jerry Fletcher

Hey, don't get me wrong, Sister, I'm sure your heart's in the right place, okay? But somebody's gotta lift the scab, the festering scab, that is the Vatican.

Jerry Fletcher

Is that one of those new hundreds? You know, where they changed the picture of Ben Franklin? Look at him, yeah. He looks like the love child of-of, uh, Fred Mertz and Rosie O'Donnell! Yeah, that's him, yeah. Get rid of it as soon as you can, lady. Look at it up in the light. You see that metal strip? That's a tracking device!

Jerry Fletcher

Black helicopters, right? You've heard about them, black helicopters? Yeah, they're on, they're on whisper mode, so you can't hear 'em till they've already gone! You know?

Jerry Fletcher

Why is this thing safe for me and not for my keys?

Jerry Fletcher

I'm only paranoid because they want me dead.

Jerry Fletcher

They, they start when you're young, you know, in school. They Baden-Powell all the boys and-and they Betty Crocker all the girls!

Jerry Fletcher

You're after a man with no nose, not me! Not me!

Jerry Fletcher

A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.

Jerry Fletcher

Alice? I... I'm sorry you're dead.

Jerry Fletcher

It's on the tip of my brain.

Jerry Fletcher

That guy is a restraining order waiting to happen. It's like he has a problem with the world just because of the chip in his brain.

Alice Sutton

Do you know what it's like, Miller Willion, to think you know what happened, but to never be sure because youre an idiot?

Alice Sutton

Is that supposed to protect you from aliens or something? Foil?

Alice Sutton

I'm turning into a Jarrie Tompson. He's much simpler than that.

Alice Sutton

I believe you. He made great coffee.

Alice Sutton

We've been looking for you for a long time, Jerry.

Dr. Jonas

Have you ever been in a place from which hope is gone? Where the only thing left... is patience?

Dr. Jonas

I know I must share some of the blame for this. I wish it didn't have to be this way.

Dr. Jonas

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