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Quotes from the movie Cruel Intentions
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Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.
Kathryn Merteuil


Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and... what else do you do?
Kathryn Merteuil


She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted booty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before.
Kathryn Merteuil


Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area.
Kathryn Merteuil


People don't change over night, you and I are two of a kind.
Kathryn Merteuil


E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.
Sebastian Valmont


You could be a model. It's too bad you're not sexy.
Sebastian Valmont


I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore.
Sebastian Valmont


Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others' misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession. My journal. For a long time I considered it my trophy. A sordid collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth then please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you.
Sebastian Valmont


What am I? Grandma with the birthday present.
Greg McConnell


He used to sneak into my dorm room every month. We'd go at it for a little while, and then, as soon as he'd come, he'd start freaking out. "What are you doing, man? I'm not a fag. If you tell anybody, I'll kick your ass!" God. The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man's got a mouth like a hoover. Ooh!
Greg McConnell


He used to sneak into my dorm room every month. We'd go at it for a little while, and then, as soon as he'd come, he'd start freaking out. "What are you doing, man? I'm not a fag. If you tell anybody, I'll kick your ass!" God. The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man's got a mouth like a hoover. Ooh!
Blaine Tuttle