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Why can't you just download porn like most other teenage boys?
You know the best thing about being a fairy? You get to fly.
Yay, go gay!
Putting on weight, Kyle?
All I got was a couple dates, some hot sex and an "I'm not ready for a relationship, it's not you it's me".
Why do men always go for the tortured ones? Poor, damaged Ellie.
Fair fight? This is Hollywood!
I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf.
Jake, honey, muffin. I'm not going to kill her, I promise. I'm just gonna rip her to shreds and let her choke on her own blood... and then maybe I'll eat her.
I've got the gift. I blame my mother.
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