Quotes from the Movie Dan in Real Life

The plan! Hey Cara, Dad's about to reveal the plan!

Jane

If you never let me, I'll never learn.

Jane

I'll pack up the car and pick you up after school, and then we'll drive straight through.

Dan

I just never thought I'd hear you say "what about my studies?" It makes me, like, smile.

Dan

Okay. Well, Marty, what else can I do for you?

Dan

Nice to meet you Marty, come back in two years.

Dan

Look, you're a fine driver, but the other hundred million--

Dan

But if I let you, you may not live.

Dan

Sorry to interrupt your "studies" with your "friend."

Dan

And by the way, you're grounded.

Dan

Alright, you're grounded for a month.

Dan

Maybe you should try me next time.

Dan

Three days?! You can't know in three days!

Dan

No! No. But the feeling, it is not love. It is young--

Dan

--and you may think it's love, but it's not!

Dan

I think your sisters aren't very happy with me.

Dan

Who told you to say that?

Dan

Was it Jane or Cara? You can tell me.

Dan

No, you didn't. Jane or Cara?

Dan

Actually, I'm not smooth. I'm, uh, Dan.

Dan

I bought a muffin...but I think they gave me a small planet.

Dan

I would call you to say I'm not calling. Wow.

Dan

Well, because he is. So good luck, to all of us.

Dan

Lily. They're looking at a bunch of columnists, it's a long shot at best.

Dan

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