Quotes from the Movie Dan in Real Life

I think your sisters aren't very happy with me.

Dan

Who told you to say that?

Dan

Was it Jane or Cara? You can tell me.

Dan

No, you didn't. Jane or Cara?

Dan

Actually, I'm not smooth. I'm, uh, Dan.

Dan

I bought a muffin...but I think they gave me a small planet.

Dan

I would call you to say I'm not calling. Wow.

Dan

Well, because he is. So good luck, to all of us.

Dan

Lily. They're looking at a bunch of columnists, it's a long shot at best.

Dan

I'm sorry. I was way, way out of line.

Dan

I think you'll understand when I--

Dan

The woman I met, at the book store--

Dan

Like it's right outside of your ribs.

Dan

And it feels exposed and vulnerable, wonderful and awful, and heartsick, and alive all at the same time.

Dan

No no no. This was the place with all of the shells, and the paper-mache shark!

Dan

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