Quotes from the Movie Dazed and Confused

Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. But that's alright, we'll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?

David Wooderson

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age.

David Wooderson

I love them redheads!

David Wooderson

Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do, man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.

David Wooderson

Party at the Moon Tower.

David Wooderson

Hey, hey, hey, hey, watch the leather man.

David Wooderson

Marijuana on one. Reefer on two.

Randall Pink Floyd

You know what, coach. I gotta get going. Me and my "loser" friends, you know, we gotta get Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer. Oh. And coach uh..I forgot. I might play ball [tosses football papers at Coach Conrad] but I will never sign that.

Randall Pink Floyd

I'm letting you have shotgun. But I want you to know it's because only 'cuz I'm goin' inside.

Ron Slater

George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

Ron Slater

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

Ron Slater

Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.

Ron Slater

I know you..we had geography together, remember?

Ron Slater

Hey, Coach Conrad! Remember me? Second period? Gym class?

Ron Slater

Hey, man. It's quality, not quantity, alright man?

Ron Slater

I never get "shotgun".

Ron Slater

Vicki. Come on, let's skip out and go get naked. Come on let's go.

Don Dawson

You know that Julie chick? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. You can't let her know how much you like her 'cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that. Believe me. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, "No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you later." Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works.

Don Dawson

I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.

Mike Newhouse

It's seems what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.

Mike Newhouse

I feel like I'm being stalked by a Nazi.

Mike Newhouse

I got some pretty good hits in there, right? I mean, you wouldn't say I got my ass

Mike Newhouse

Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.

Ms. Ginny Stroud

I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else.

Cynthia

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