Quotes from the Movie Dazed and Confused

Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. But that's alright, we'll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?

David Wooderson

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age.

David Wooderson

I love them redheads!

David Wooderson

Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do, man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.

David Wooderson

Party at the Moon Tower.

David Wooderson

Hey, hey, hey, hey, watch the leather man.

David Wooderson

Marijuana on one. Reefer on two.

Randall Pink Floyd

You know what, coach. I gotta get going. Me and my "loser" friends, you know, we gotta get Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer. Oh. And coach uh..I forgot. I might play ball [tosses football papers at Coach Conrad] but I will never sign that.

Randall Pink Floyd

I'm letting you have shotgun. But I want you to know it's because only 'cuz I'm goin' inside.

Ron Slater

George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

Ron Slater

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

Ron Slater

Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.

Ron Slater

I know you..we had geography together, remember?

Ron Slater

Hey, Coach Conrad! Remember me? Second period? Gym class?

Ron Slater

Hey, man. It's quality, not quantity, alright man?

Ron Slater

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