Quotes from the Movie Dead Alive (Braindead)

That's my mother grave you're pissing on.

Lionel Cosgrove

They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting.

Lionel Cosgrove

Party's over!

Lionel Cosgrove

The Devil's among us!

Father McGruder

Stand back boy! This calls for divine intervention!

Father McGruder

I kick arse for the Lord!

Father McGruder

What we need is another war!

Mr. Matheson

WHAT? NO PUDDING!

Mr. Matheson

Rich and creamy, just the way I like it!

Mr. Matheson

That's someone doing the business!

Uncle Les

Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?

Uncle Les

It's all part of the grieving process.

Uncle Les

Okay! Okay! I take it back! Nabokov wasn't a pedophile!

Intellectual at party

Some of my best friends are Pedophiles!

Intellectual

Cranial blowout!

Undertaker

Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys.

Zoo Keeper

No-one will ever love you like your mother!

Zombie Mother

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