That's my mother grave you're pissing on.
They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting.
The Devil's among us!
Stand back boy! This calls for divine intervention!
I kick arse for the Lord!
What we need is another war!
WHAT? NO PUDDING!
Rich and creamy, just the way I like it!
That's someone doing the business!
Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?
It's all part of the grieving process.
Okay! Okay! I take it back! Nabokov wasn't a pedophile!
Some of my best friends are Pedophiles!
Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys.
No-one will ever love you like your mother!