That's my mother grave you're pissing on.
Lionel Cosgrove
They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting.
Lionel Cosgrove
Party's over!
Lionel Cosgrove
The Devil's among us!
Father McGruder
Stand back boy! This calls for divine intervention!
Father McGruder
I kick arse for the Lord!
Father McGruder
What we need is another war!
Mr. Matheson
WHAT? NO PUDDING!
Mr. Matheson
Rich and creamy, just the way I like it!
Mr. Matheson
That's someone doing the business!
Uncle Les
Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?
Uncle Les
It's all part of the grieving process.
Uncle Les
Okay! Okay! I take it back! Nabokov wasn't a pedophile!
Intellectual at party
Some of my best friends are Pedophiles!
Intellectual
Cranial blowout!
Undertaker