Quotes from the Movie Death Becomes Her

Wrinkled, wrinkled little star, hope they never see the scars.

Madeline Ashton

You're dressed, special occasion?

Madeline Ashton

Oh for Christ's sake at least lie quickly!

Madeline Ashton

I'm a girl!

Madeline Ashton

Ernest, my ass...I can see... my ass!

Madeline Ashton

Ernest I'm in the morgue.

Madeline Ashton

Ain't nobody can play dead like me, Ernest.

Madeline Ashton

And she even paid for the hard-ware, don't you just love it?

Madeline Ashton

You're a fraud Helen a walking lie and I can see right through you.

Madeline Ashton

A colagen buff? You might as well ask me to wash with soap and water!

Madeline Ashton

Make-up is pointless! It does nothing anymore. Are you even listening to me? Do you even care? You just stand there with your twenty-two year old skin and your tits like rocks and laugh at me.

Madeline Ashton

Hel...What have you two been plotting down here? Or should I say what else?

Madeline Ashton

She was a homewrecker, she was a man eater, and she was a bad actress.

Helen Sharp

Listen, that was a long time ago, you didn't steal him, he went to you. It wasn't you, it was him. I just want you to know something that I have never ever blamed you, never.

Helen Sharp

No Ernest, she has wasted you, she married a brilliant surgeon and turned him into a undertaker. I want you to know something, I have never blamed you for leaving me. I always knew it was her. She is a woman Ernest, a woman, from Newark, for God's sake. I will never forgive her for what she has done to you. Never.

Helen Sharp

Divorce? In California? That is exactly what she wants you to do. You have no talent for poverty.

Helen Sharp

En garde, BITCH!

Helen Sharp

Do you remember where you parked the car?

Helen Sharp

Oh, ok. If she's not dead you tell her to come down, you tell her to come down here and kiss me on the...

Helen Sharp

Do you think I enjoy talking about Madeline Ashton?

Helen Sharp

You're right. you are absolutely right.

Helen Sharp

Make some room for my friend, for Chrissake. But... keep your ass handy.

Lisle Von Rhoman

This is life's ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay.

Lisle Von Rhoman

Go on... Drink it... It is the completion of your life's work. You gave other people youth and wasted your own! Drink. And you will be able to work again forever! Drink... drink, Dr. Menville. You owe yourself another chance! Drink! It's the right choice! The only choice! Drink! SEMPRE VIVE! LIVE FOREVER!

Lisle Von Rhoman

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