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Quotes from the movie Die Hard
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God, I hope that's not a hostage!
Dwayne


Hello, this is Agent Johnson... No, the other one.
Special Agent Johnson


Drop it, dickhead!
John McClane


Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
John McClane


Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
John McClane


I got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?
John McClane


I promise I will never even think about going up in a tall building again. Oh, God. Please don't let me die.
John McClane


Take this under advisement, jerkweed.
John McClane


"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
John McClane


Happy trails, Hans.
John McClane


Welcome to the party, pal.
John McClane


"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." The benefits of a classical education.
Hans Gruber


I am going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me the code.
Hans Gruber


I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, co-operative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.
Hans Gruber


Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.
Hans Gruber


Mr. Takagi, I could talk about men's fashion and industrialization all day but I'm afraid work must intrude, and my associate Theo has some questions for you, sort of fill in the blanks questions...
Hans Gruber


Well, when you steal $600, you can just disappear. But when you steal $600 million, they will find you... unless they think you're already dead.
Hans Gruber


It's Christmas, Theo, it's the time of miracles. So be of good cheer and call me when you hit the last lock.
Hans Gruber


Karl... hunt the little shit down and get those detonators.
Hans Gruber


Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
Hans Gruber


Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.
Harry Ellis


Mayday, Mayday, Emergency anyone copy, Channel Nine, terrorists have seized the Nakatomi Building, Century City, I repeat, unknown number of terrorists, six or more...
McClane


This freqency is reserved for emergency communications...
LAPD Operator


Oh my God, the quarterback is toast!
Theo


I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.
FBI Agent Johnson