Quotes from the Movie Die Hard: With a Vengeance

You've got a hell of a way of flagging somebody down!

Zeus Carver

Tony? That no-neck dude they call "Bad T"?

Zeus Carver

He keeps stealin' from people, they're gonna find him in a dumpster.

Zeus Carver

Mmmm-hmmm? Hand me that newspaper over there.

Zeus Carver

Don't ever let people use you. You're running all over town with stolen property! If you get caught, you get in trouble while he gets to deny the whole thing and walk away.

Zeus Carver

Dial 911. Tell the police to get up here quick. Somebody's about to get killed. And get your butts to school, you hear me?

Zeus Carver

You having a nice day, sir? You feelin' all right? [A car passing by honks its horn in response to McClane's message] Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem with a sign that says "I Hate Niggers" has either got some serious personal issues, or not all his dogs are barking. [McClane yawns] Hey, I'm talking to you! Now you've got about ten seconds before those guys see you, and when they do, they will kill you, you understand? You are about to have a very bad day.

Zeus Carver

He look like a friend of mine? I think this dude has just escaped from some hospital. You know, like Bellevue?

Zeus Carver

Damn right, you owe me one! Do you know what those guys are doing to my shop right now?

Zeus Carver

Why're you calling me "Jsus"? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?

Zeus Carver

I used to drive a cab. The fastest way to

Zeus Carver

I was saying, I used to drive a cab. The fastest way south is Ninth Avenue, but we seem to be going east.

Zeus Carver

Hey, who was the twenty-first President?

Zeus Carver

I told you the Park Drive is always jammed!

Zeus Carver

Look, if you have to shoot me, then you go ahead and you shoot me! But I have to answer this phone, all right? [picks up the receiver] I'm here.

Zeus Carver

He's on his way. Uh, you know, he's a little slow. He's kinda outta shape.

Zeus Carver

And what's he gonna tell you? "I'm dead"?

Zeus Carver

You call in that code right now, or I'll blow your sick ass into the next world!

Zeus Carver

Didn't you say you didn't even like your brother?

Zeus Carver

Next, fourteen dumptrucks stolen from a yard in Staten Island. Fourteen! Jesus! Somebody starting a construction company?

Ricky Walsh

No, it was John's landlady, gonna clean his apartment.

Joe Lambert

He didn't steal it! He says his uncle gave it to him.

Raymond

He says he found it in a dumpster.

Dexter

Y-You mean, you want us to take it back to Tony?

Dexter

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