Quotes from the Movie Die Hard: With a Vengeance

I never knew Canada could be this much fun.

John McClane

Say hello to your brother.

John McClane

Hey fellas! Mickey O'Brien, aquaduct security. Hey listen, we got a report of a guy coming through with err... eight reindeer. Yeah, they said he was a jolly old fat guy with a snowy white beard, cute little red n' white suit! I'm surprised you didn't see him.

John McClane

You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says "I hate niggers" has either got some serious personal issues, or not all his dogs are barking.

Zeus Carver

I'm not a monster, though I do sometimes work for monsters.

Simon

The rules applied to both of you. I'm afraid this is noncompliance. Goodbye.

Simon Gruber

Well it's Wall Street, sir. A lot of money here. Lot of opinion majors--the mayor doesn't wanna piss off, you know. Is this it? [They reach the plaza above the station. Simon pretends shock] Holy Toledo! Somebody had fun. [turns to Walsh] I'd appreciate it if you'd show my associates the way down.

Simon Gruber

I think he's dead, my dear.

Simon Gruber

$140 billion dollars! Ten time's what's in Kentucky! Fort Knox? HA! It's for tourists!

Simon Gruber

Rear guard, you can close up now. [pauses, not getting an answer] We've reached the dam, you can come up now. [pauses again] Nils? You can close in now. Nils?

Simon Gruber

John, in the back of the truck you're driving, there's $13 billion dollars worth of gold bullion. I wonder, would a deal be out of the question?

Simon Gruber

Code? [realizes what Zeus is talking about] Oh, you mean for the school. I'm sorry, I can't do that.

Simon Gruber

You forgot to take the safety catch off.

Simon Gruber

See, that works. Now, where's McClane?

Simon Gruber

Bridgeport coast guard, come in, please. [to McClane] They put you on hold?

Simon Gruber

There's a difference between not liking one's brother, and not caring when some dumb, Irish flatfoot drops him out a window.

Simon Gruber

Must be your lucky day. Keep the bottle!

Simon Gruber

Listen, you fail, I cover your ass. I fail, you cover my ass.

John McClane

I didn't say "Park Drive." [turns the cab and drives onto the sidewalk, cutting through Central Park] I said "through the park."

John McClane

Yeah, I got a deal for you: Come out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.

John McClane

Hey fellas! Mickey O'Brien, aqueduct security. Hey, listen, we got a report of a guy coming through here with, uh, eight reindeer! [empties his gun into the henchmen. McClane opens the bullet-riddled driver's side door and a dead body falls out. McClane inserts another magazine into his weapon] Yeah they said he was a jolly old fat guy with a snowy white beard; cute little red and white suit. I'm surprised you didn't see him!

John McClane

Yeah, well, I got some bad news, you're only gonna blow up with me.

John McClane

Cuz I know the man, I know the family. The only thing better than blowing up $100 billion dollars worth of gold is making people think you did.

John McClane

I think she's pissed at you, McClane!

Zeus Carver

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