Sexual harassment is about power. When did I have the power? When?
Why don't I just admit it? Admit that I'm that evil white guy everyone is always complaining about? Hey Chau-Minh, come down here so I can exercise my patriarchal urge!
Let's get down to business.
You stick your dick in my mouth and NOW you get an attack of morality?
There... Now that wasn't so bad, wasn't it?
Now you got the power. You got something I want.
Oh Tom, you are the one person I know who sucks up to the people below you.
Of course everyone knows! I'm so old fashioned, I greet my employees with a handshake!
An "old girlfriend"... that's about as exclusive as the White Pages!
The Chinese say, "May you live in interesting times." Well this has been the most interesting merger since my second marriage.
This is America, goddammit. The legal system is supposed to protect people like me!