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Appropriate sparks are flying, somebody cue the power ballad.
Look at him, he's killing his hard-on.
Mr. Newberry here has got the full-on Boo Radley, village idiot, Quasimoto thing going, don't you Mr. Newb?
Andy Effkin toasts with the most.
Ice Ice Baby.
It's not like you think. It's a whole new kind of cool. Everything's beautiful, man.
I had no idea the evil was this pervasive.
You signed me up for the program?
Sounds razor.
Who put the acid in my Spam?
Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone.
Don't worry about the snakes in your garden when you've got spiders in your bed.
Bad wrong, wrong bad, bad wrong, wrong bad.
Bad wrong, wrong bad, bad wrong, wrong bad.
have to go home. I've got a big physics test tomorrow.
Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers.
I bet you didn't know toast came in 3 flavors.
I've got like, two customers left! If this keeps up, I'm going to be the 7-11 guy!
Treat yourself.
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