Quotes from the Movie Dodgeball

I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could!

Pepper

I feel shocked!

Pepper

We're gonna get our tinks handed to us, that's what!

Dwight

And they got guys named Laser, and Blazer, and Taser, and all kinds of "asers"!

Dwight

That guy's a dickhead.

Dwight

We could sell blood and semen.

Dwight

Bollocks!

Steve the Pirate

Gar this sucks!!

Steve the Pirate

Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster...

Steve the Pirate

I'm gonna send ya to hell!!!

Steve the Pirate

Guy in Truck to Steve the Pirate: Go back to Treasure Island!!! Fag!!! Screw you!!!

Other

Hey, honey!

Gordon

"L for love"!

Gordon

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