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Quotes from the movie Dodgeball
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We're gonna get our tinks handed to us, that's what!
Dwight


And they got guys named Laser, and Blazer, and Taser, and all kinds of "asers"!
Dwight


That guy's a dickhead.
Dwight


We could sell blood and semen.
Dwight


Bollocks!
Steve the Pirate


Gar this sucks!!
Steve the Pirate


Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster...
Steve the Pirate


I'm gonna send ya to hell!!!
Steve the Pirate


Guy in Truck to Steve the Pirate: Go back to Treasure Island!!! Fag!!! Screw you!!!
Other


Hey, honey!
Gordon


"L for love"!
Gordon