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Quotes from the movie Dodgeball
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You're out, Four-Eyes!
White Goodman


I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.
White Goodman


We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and we will, we will rock you!
White Goodman


I'm Patches O'Houlihan, and I'm your new coach!
Patches O'Houlihan


If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!
Patches O\\\'Houlihan


If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
Patches O\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'Houlihan


Just remember the five D's of dodgeball: "Dodge", "Duck", "Dip", "Dive", and..."Dodge".
Patches O Houlihan


Line up Ladies!!
Patches O Houlihan


Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop!
Patches O Houlihan


Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, 'cause it's sterile and I like the taste.
Patches O Houlihan


Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, 'cause it's sterile and I like the taste.
Patches O Houlihan


It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!
Patches O Houlihan


Oh my sweet dick, it's magic.
Patches O Houlihan


I ain't crazy, and I ain't a guy!
Patches O Houlihan


Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you.
Patches O Houlihan


If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it into submission, that's the only way.
Patches O Houlihan


Remember, dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion and degradation. So, when you're picking players in gym class, remember to pick the bigger, stronger players for your team. That way you can gang up on the weaker ones, like Winston here.
Patches O Houlihan


They must masturbate a lot, Cotton.
Pepper


I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton.
Pepper


Effin A, Cotton. Effin AAAAAAA!
Pepper


Pepper needs new shorts!
Pepper


I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton.
Pepper


That'll buy you one heck of a pumpkin, Cotton!
Pepper


I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could!
Pepper


I feel shocked!
Pepper